He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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