they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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