there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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