Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong number and your a loser

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(513): View more from Ohio

you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.

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(805): View more from California

there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

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(425): View more from Washington

1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.

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