Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

is your mom at the bar?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help

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(703): View more from Virginia

She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am

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(773): View more from Illinois

At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.

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(850): View more from Florida

It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.

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