Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
there's paper in my vomit.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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