What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.