I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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