Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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