90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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