Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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