carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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