Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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