My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize