they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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