k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
