I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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