I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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