He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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