Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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