'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Vodka?
Forever.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Randomize
