and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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