"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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