i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm both gender and math confused
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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