Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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