So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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