Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
