I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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