question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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