I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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