not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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