Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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