i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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