So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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