I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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