i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize