She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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