So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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