Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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