do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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