Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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