i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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