Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
