dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i will never coherently bang her
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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