Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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