Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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