Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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