Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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