WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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