But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
home. puking in laundry basket.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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