i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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