apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Canadian or clown?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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