No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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