Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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