best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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