put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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