i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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