they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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