i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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