I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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